Jeff Anslinger, a Northwest Missouri Poet, grew up in a ranching agricultural background. One grandfather was a ranch foreman on an eastern Colorado ranch, and the other grandfather had a stock farm in Missouri. From the time Jeff was small, he loved working with livestock.
Jeff has always cared deeply for his western roots and strives to keep the cowboy heritage alive. He considers a man on horseback-working cattle one of the mainstays of his heritage and life today. Jeff still finds the time to help friends on thier ranches.
In 1994, Jeff saw Fred Ellis cowboy poet and R.W. Hampton, cowboy balladeer perform. The impression these two left created a spark and caused him to begin writing cowboy poetry. Fred Became his mentor in this endeavor.
If you listen to Cowboy Poet Jeff Anslinger spin one of his poems you will immediately be struck by the sincere, engaging quality of his voice. Then, as his words strung into verse and verse into poetry, you are touched in a way that you will not soon forget.
Jeff's poetry originates from actual experiences in his life. He feels that all of his works are a gift form the Lord. The wide range of of subjects covered in his poems vary from disastrous first dates, selling the family homestead, quitting chewing tobacco and his faith in God. What Jeff writes will touch your heart.
Jeff recently released his first recorded collection of poetry entitled "The Ride" Four years in the making, an entertaining blend of comedy, truth telling and musings.
Jeff is a truly entertaining and gracious man. He will charm your gathering of twenty or two hundred...... and send them home with lingering thoughts of that engaging voice and heart-felt, memorable verse.
"Jeff is a great asset to any gathering and will be one performer you will remember long after you have gone home!"
-1996 Academy of Western Artists Entertainer of the Year, R.W. Hampton
To arrange an appearance, voice work, or to purchase Jeff's recorded collection of cowboy poetry "The Ride"
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20% of Flurries
By Jeff Anslinger
As we headed out to start the day
We noticed the sky was turnin' gray
A cold north wind had started to blow
and we knew that by noon there'd be snow
Now I'll admit it's early spring
And a man never knows what the weather will bring
But most of the calves are already born
And just last week the sheep were shorn
Then the blizzard blew in like a demon from hell
How much snow we'd get was hard to tell
So towards the shelter we pushed the stock
But the snow was a driftin' by two o'clock
Then the sheep went to millin' and the cattle bunched tight
But like madmen against nature we kept up the fight
We were yellin' and whippin' with our catch ropes
But as the blizzard raged on, there sank our hopes
Across our saddles we carried calves to the shed
And prayed to God that by morning they all wouldn't be dead
We made it to the house, but our hopes they were gone
Then the blizzard blew out just before dawn
For we knew the battle we had lost
But then first light showed us the cost
My heart was sinkin'n while I was on the saddle
Countin' dead sheep and draggin' frozen cattle
But in my mind some words still remain
This weatherman's little rhyming refrain
Stockmen and ranchers, you have no worries
It's only a 20% chance of flurries.
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